Our child loves to “play with you hair?” these days, so here are some funny pictures from the weekend. Please forgive our pajamas and general look of dishevelment. We have pretty much laughed at her the past week for saying and doing the funniest things. Here are a few of our favorites…
Thursday night I was painting and she was playing hard and dangerously close to my paint/water. I kept reminding her not to dump the water over or she was getting a spanking. She replied, “I’m not botherin’ your water, I’m just touchin’ my juice. Don’t worry ’bout me.”
I overheard her ‘talking on the phone’ this weekend and she said to the phone, “I prob’ly can.”
Nana is right… Saturday at the zoo she told everybody to “Sssshhh, the animals are sleepin’. When they wake up we can ride ’em.” I’m not sure why she thinks we’ll be riding animals anytime soon.
Sunday, I was changing a poopy diaper and when I opened the diaper she said, “I got you a surprise!” I had to laugh through my tears… it was so funny I could barely continue dealing with said surprise.
A little later she was going in our bathroom to get a brush (again with the beauty parlor) and she came running back in the living room and said, “There’s a trap on the floor.” I thought she was talking about a mousetrap that we set several weeks ago when Ratatouille was on the loose, so I told her that trap wasn’t going to bother her and she said, “Yes, it is gonna bother me!” Apparently, Beemer stole a mousetrap out of the pantry and it was laying in the middle of the floor. She walked a WIDE circle around it and said, “It’s gone snap my fingers.”
Then, my all time favorite. We were cooking dinner last night in the kitchen and she was being nosy as usual. She opened a cabinet and saw some Santa salt & pepper shakers to which she replied, “Look mama, I found God.” Didn’t you know God wore a red suit and had a long white beard?
